You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.