can u get pink eye on your cock?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.