Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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