bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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