No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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