entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize