Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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