i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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