On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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