I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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