your thong is hanging out like whoa
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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