okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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