Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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