we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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