Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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