i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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