so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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