i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so let's talk penis.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
3pm strippers are depressing
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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