i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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