He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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