i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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