So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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