so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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