you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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