your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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