About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
dude. I can hear the air.
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