Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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