when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
