ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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