Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
the raccoons are back...
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