I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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