mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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