You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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