we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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