Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize