Hey man sorry I got all grabby
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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