Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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