well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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