remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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