and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Pooping to opera.
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