He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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