I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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