I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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