we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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