Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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