My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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