I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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