im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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