i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
