He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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