she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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