Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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