so explain again why im purple
no
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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