Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish you could order shots online.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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