called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
