i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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